For the seventh episode of the Geheime Salon in digital exile, we zoom to the Côte d’Azur. In the isolation of the French periphery, we attend the transcendental ritual of an inverted meditation for body and hearing. Despite the current shutdown of public cultural life and the ensuing inflation of self-promoting creative streams and podcasts by temporarily unemployed DJs and musicians, we have chosen to virtually visit the living rooms of much-appreciated artists to ridicule aesthetic etiquette and negate musical conventions under the cover of anonymity.