In the eighth episode of the Geheime Salon in digital exile, we broadcast softly blurred roaring of alien brass and video waves from an old widow's home in Hamburg. Despite the current shutdown of public cultural life and the ensuing inflation of self-promoting creative streams and podcasts by temporarily unemployed DJs and musicians, we have chosen to virtually visit the living rooms of much-appreciated artists to ridicule aesthetic etiquette and negate musical conventions under the cover of anonymity.